night vale is one of those things you gotta pay constant attention to because if you zone out for one fucking second you are lost in the pacific with no life boat and you have a better chance of turning into jesus and walking on the water to shore than understanding what the fuck cecil is talking about
Words, man. Words.
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
two kinds of people
I wonder how many Pride and Prejudice fans are on tumblr. Reblog this if you love these idiots
You forgot one
You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.